Since I had some free time, and I love lists. Thanks to Brandy for the idea.

1)    If you don’t have a list, you will undoubtedly bring home more than you went for
2)    Pancakes taste better at a restaurant
3)    Candy corn always seems like a good idea until you eat it.
4)    The more you worry about something happening, the more likely it is to happen
5)    Windshield wipers ARE trying to tell you something by the sound they make
6)    The colder it is outside the less you want to get out of bed.
7)    The surprise 5 dollar bill in your winter coat puts an extra skip in your step the rest of the day.
8)    A written expression of love is better than a spoken one.
9)    Time goes by faster the older you get.
10)    Children will remember the one time you said an expletive in front of them 3 years ago, but won’t remember to put their dish in the sink after dinner.
11)    It is impossible not to cook without sampling (thus I have no idea how chef’s do it)
12)    Some things always taste better the next day.
13)    Some things (Chinese) never taste as good the day after.
14)    Sometimes, a specific bowl/spoon/fork/cup is required to truly complete the meal.
15)    There are no official rules for hopscotch.
16)    It would only take one or two more swings to flip over the swing set (regardless of what Myth Busters says).
17)    You will only remember the good parts of past relationship when you’re single.
18)    The bad parts will come rushing back once you’re in new relationship.
19)    Going to sleep in daylight and waking up in darkness will always freak you out, regardless of how old/smart you are.
20)    Computers only eat papers that are more than ½ completed.
21)    Finals always count, regardless of what the teacher says.